Bad times

I've had a shit day.

Then I remembered and hunted down this:

http://tinyurl.com/35x9km

F. Brighton

Crazy Bus Lady Linkage

Her facebook profile is at:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=823395719

You must:

a) Look at her photo albums

b) Try and read the scans of her hand-outs that she has used as profile pics

c) Add her as a friend

F. Brighton

A Short Rant Re: THE YOUTH OF TODAY

Yesterday the sun was shining and I walked up from Oxford Road and through the Gay Village into town. Walking past Sackville Gardens a transvestite joined my path, from the other direction a group of scally Asian boys were approaching, of course they laughed and pointed and said some words that I don't know the meaning of. Now I'm sure he/she could handle the abuse....obviously it is something to be expected if that's how you choose to live your life but it still angered me  A LOT...I think I was still drunk from the night before.

A Short Rant Re: CRAZY BUS LADY

For those who don't know, this is Crazy Bus Lady, or Magic Bus Lady as she prefers to be known. If you have ever visited Manchester and have been lucky enough to experience the busiest bus route in Europe down Wilmslow Road, (a sad fact to know, I am aware) you may well have come across this woman ranting on about the work of the Freemasons and her adulterous husband (this is what Facebook tells me anyway, personally I cannot understand a word.) Anyway, the other night on my way home from work at about 2am , yes 5th Ave kick out time and the worst time to ever hop on a bus, CBL was on the bus just doing her thang when some wanker started abusing the poor lady and shouting "CRAZY....CRAZY." She got very angry and shouted even more to which the said wanker's two friends found hysterical...no-one else did, I know she's not everyone's favourite person but there was no need for that. I love you Crazy Bus Lady.

G. Manchester

God Save Our Gracious Queen

I just thought I'd share this beautiful picture of Her Royal Highness. Yellow is definitely a good colour for her.

F. Brighton

Jacko

I gots da tickets.

Imagine how good (my) life would be if:

- I had a new macbook

- I had an iphone to match

- I lived with Georgina Dixon

- I had every Woody Allen film ever so I can know he is good and it's not just the luck of the films I've seen

- The temperature outside to match the gorgeous sunshine

- I had a million British Pounds Sterling

- I knew how to use my beautiful Leica camera

- I was a genius

F. Brighton

Top 20 Ridiculous Tube Station Names

1. Seven Sisters

2. Shepherd's Bush

3. Tooting Bec

4. Elephant & Castle

5. Swiss Cottage

6. Cockfosters

7. Cutty Sark

8. Mudchute

9. East Ham

10. High Barnet

11. East India

12. Bromby-by-Bow

13. Cyprus

14. Hackney Wick

15. Theydon Bols

16. Tooting Bec (my personal fave)

17. Maida Vale

18. Oval

19. Burnt Oak

20. Totteridge & Whetstone

G. Manchester

AIDS Lucky Dip

There are two needles, both containing heroin & one of them has AIDS, I will give you £50 million to pick a needle.

Pros:

You could be AIDS free and £50 million pound richer.

Even if you get AIDS you could afford the best medical treatment around.

A cure might be invented before it's too late.

You could afford more herion.

You could say you've tried herion.

If you lost all your friends, you could buy some more.

Cons:

Smack addiction.

AIDS.

Almost certain death.

At risk of losing many friends (though this depends on the type of friends you have).

This somehow came up in conversation one summer's evening in the pub amongst questions about drinking River Meadlock water, wearing suits of snakes and shagging John Prescot for various amounts of money so please don't take it too seriously.

G. Manchester

Top 5 People Most In Need Of A Good Slapping (female)

1. Duffy

2. Peaches Geldof

3. Kate Gash

4. Keira Knightly

5. Madonna