There are two needles, both containing heroin & one of them has AIDS, I will give you £50 million to pick a needle.
Pros:
You could be AIDS free and £50 million pound richer.
Even if you get AIDS you could afford the best medical treatment around.
A cure might be invented before it's too late.
You could afford more herion.
You could say you've tried herion.
If you lost all your friends, you could buy some more.
Cons:
Smack addiction.
AIDS.
Almost certain death.
At risk of losing many friends (though this depends on the type of friends you have).
This somehow came up in conversation one summer's evening in the pub amongst questions about drinking River Meadlock water, wearing suits of snakes and shagging John Prescot for various amounts of money so please don't take it too seriously.
G. Manchester
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